Ohai
Two months without an update… lol. I’ve got a lot to talk about today, a lot of shit has gone on since my last entry.
First off, I fell in love. A girl named Patricia Lynne stole my heart. She is actually my neighbors’ cousin-like figure. Trisha has a smile as sweet as her ass and 10lb 36d’s. This is the first time I’ve ever been sappy about a girl, anybody who knows me well knows I usually dated the most annoying, slutty, unlovable bitches just for the good looks. This girl is different, I was actually romantic with her, and I wasn’t just trying to get into her pants…
That’s enough about Trisha, now I’m going to tell you about a life threatening moment that happened last month. My mom had been visiting this guy in Fort Worth and talking to him on and off for about a year now. He wanted to meet me because he wanted to become “committed” to my mom. She went to go visit him, and he requested I come. Whatever, I went. We actually had a great time, we took the boat out and we water ski’d, tubed, etc. Everything was great until the day before we left. He started being a dick, got in an argument with my mom, and kicked us out. While those two had their screaming argument, I was packing up the car… at 3am. Well, he threw some of our dvd’s out of his room and locked the door, one of them was empty though, this pissed my mom off HARDCORE. She kicked the door down, I ran towards the door, and boom. The crazy jackass chased out of the room with a god damn shotgun. Pointed it at my mom, then pointed it at me. We bailed out of the house and hid, he came out to his garage, ran back to his room, and stashed the gun. For confidentiality reasons I’m not gonna tell you what followed, in short, I would be dead if it weren’t for my phone.
Last night I got my mic working and downloaded skype. Me and Tim from darkdemon.gay are going to review a game, we’re not sure what game just yet, but it is gonna happen. I’ll post a link when we finish. If you have skype, go ahead and add me: ryanranow
School started last Tuesday. This school is REALLY GAY, if you get in a fight, the police are called and you get charged with assault. And the person who started the fight goes to an alternate high school when he gets out of juvi. Also there are a lot of sex-based rules that will probably get me expelled:
Rule 11-F: “Dating violence, meaning the intentional use of physical, sexual, verbal, or emotional abuse to harm, threaten, intimidate, or control another person in a dating relationship.” Wow, dominatrix trap much?
Rule 18: “Possessing or displaying sexually explicit photographs, films, or images.” Looks like I won’t be showing Trisha’s ass-abuse vid at the high school.
Rule 25: “Inappropriate or offensive sexual contact, whether or not its consensual.” Next Tuesday and Slap-Ass-Friday ftw.
Rule 26: “Inappropriate exposure of a student’s body parts, including any portions of the body that are ordinarily covered or covered by clothing or required to be covered by dress code.” If you never wear cloths, being naked in this school should be fine.
Yeah, the rules are pretty gay… and the code of conduct is full of bullshit, but whatever.
Um… so yeah, thats all I got for now. I’ll try to upload some pics later.
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